Am I 80 Years Old??
So I recently came across a blog talking about Christmas gifts. It seems this woman was given a moomoo as a present and wondered what her family was thinking. Did she somehow age 60 years overnight? it really got me thinking. When I go shopping for clothes it is obviously not as easy as walking into an average mall store.I have to go and sell my soul at lane bryant or sell my plasma to shop at torrid, just to get something that semi fits me and doesn't look like I am wearing a hefty bag.I could shop the catalogs and turn myself into an 80 year old lady and wear a 10$ moomoo but I think that would make me really lazy albeit attractive:)It also seems that every woman in Arizona is my size. I go to the racks and what's available..The smallest size and the largest size..nothing in the moderately sized medium. So either I try to squeeze my butt into the small and look like im in sausage casing or go for the larger size and am back to the moomoo, only for 50$ more.I am going to open a store called cheap clothes for chubby chicks. I think I could make a killing.I refuse to be 80 years old, so I will just have to suck it up and pay the man until I am once again able to shop at cheap clothes for skinny chicks:) Here's to another day closer to being healthy. Hoping to see more of you and less of me.
Angela
posted by Theatrelady | 1:17 PM
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